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Old 03-20-2007   #1
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A dad sat his son down one day to talk about sex issues. The son asked, "What is that hairy part down below dad"? His dad told him," It's the vulva son". The son replied, "I thought it was the cunt". To which the dad replied, " No, that is the rest of your mom".
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Sorry ladies, that was funny.
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Hah - that is great.

The wifey will love that one :)
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hahaha I loved it !
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Mike - Did you tell him not to talk to your mom that way?
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