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| Little Girld on the Airplane Oldie but goodie  A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk .. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." "So how do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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| Re: Little Girld on the Airplane  When it shits it pours. |
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| Re: Little Girld on the Airplane Yup. It's an oldie...
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| Re: Little Girld on the Airplane  Good one
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