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MMM · 04-04-2007

Hey Mike

haha.. (just playing with you)... Now this thread is really off topic.. Way to go mike.. I guess since I am a woman I will just

and show you why women are better.. Cause we have boobies...

**mike** · 04-04-2007

you started it girl, and your just mad 'cause I'm right.

**Thender** · 04-04-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

* ...Don't have to go in a pubic women's restroom and worry about some previous occupant pissing and shitting on the seat, the floor, and the surrounding walls.

This is a false hood and a lie...

I've helped clean the restrooms at many campgrounds and the womens restrooms are the most nasty of the two....

And I do mean shit on the walls!

MMM · 04-04-2007

Alright that one should have been taken out.. I can honestly say I can pee standing up - learned that out of necessity because Thender is correct women's restrooms can be GROSS!

**mike** · 04-04-2007

again, OFF TOPIC!!!!!!

**mike** · 04-04-2007

M, don't you ever bitch at me ever again for being off topic....

**Thender** · 04-04-2007

Don't get yer panties in a bunch mike....

MMM · 04-04-2007

It is ok thender - I explained to mike how my post was a response to 2ox's post.
Another reason
Women are happier - we have the option of wearing thongs and not get wedgies.

**Thender** · 04-04-2007

Reasonable men don't wear thongs because we don't like torture....

**mike** · 04-04-2007

No, happier men do not wear thongs, because of the torture.

**Thender** · 04-04-2007

I stand corrected.... And happy...

MMM · 04-04-2007

Happier women do wear thongs... because they really are comfortable.

**Thender** · 04-04-2007

Women that wear thongs make for happier men...

MMM · 04-04-2007

Women are happier because we have you men fooled.. Thongs are comfortable... but you guys think we wear them for you.. haha..

**Thender** · 04-04-2007

And men are on to your games....

jpa · 04-05-2007

except for the balding and shaving a lot more area

RyanB. · 04-05-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom "In The Closet" Cruise

The list, "Why Women are Happier", is true on every point made...

Don't agree with her jackass. The thread is Men are Happier, if she wanted to add a "wo" to make it better. Start your own freaken thread!

2ox · 04-05-2007

Why Women are Happier................not

Women...
*...Can spend time alone with Catholic priests, Boy Scout leaders, and Baptist Youth ministers without feeling sexually threatened
sexually threatened no .... sexually frustrated yes

* ...Don't worry about going bald
but panic over a single gray hair

* ...Can always get a man to do the jobs you don't want by acting femine. there is a very fine line between acting feminine and whining

* ...Can be bitchy and then just blame it on their hormones and all is forgiven.
you should of stopped at "can be bitchy"

* ...Never have to rearrange their testicles while wearing tight pants
truly one of the finer things in life

* ...Never get their sex organs caught in their zippers while drunk
we're drunk....don't care

* ...Don't have to run a super-sharp piece of metal over their facial epidermal layer each and every morning of their adult lives.
you're right we don't have to

* ...Can bludgeon someone to death with a baseball bat and then get off scot-free by claiming a "hormonal imbalance"
no we just plead insanity for having to deal with the "hormonal imbalance"

* ...Don't have to go in a pubic women's restroom and worry about some previous occupant pissing and shitting on the seat, the floor, and the surrounding walls.
***see thenders post

* ...ALWAYS outlive their husbands.
because after 30+ years together dying ss the only thing left to look forward to

* ...In a moment of anger, can call someone a "cunt" without being exiled and excommunicated from the community of humankind.
isn't that the purpose???

* ...know exactly what to do when a child is sick.
sure we do....several tablespoons of Nyquil....you will feel better

* ...don't have a freaky, semi-oedipal relationship with their overbearing mothers
its more with the mother-in-law really.....

* ...have an astute, innate sense of when to change underwear before it becomes a Petri Dish for bacteria development
just gettin' our moneys worth

* ...never pull a back muscle screaming at the television during a sports event.
at least we don't get cramps

* ...don't have to worry about which family member will inherit and care for their collection of baseball caps
easy! mike will!

* ...never lose six hours on a Saturday morning watching fishing shows on OLN
better that than Oprah

* ...can terminate a bladder emptying event without waiting for 'the shake'
again....another finer point in life

* ...can tell their doctors anything
can tell our bartenders anything

* ...Can simulate a perfect, entire sex act with nothing more than ten idle minutes and a_____.
thats just being selfish....we are always willing to share

Oh, and the best one of all:

* ...MULTIPLE ORGASMS
you're welcome!!

**mike** · 04-05-2007

You said it well 'ox..

**Thender** · 04-05-2007

KUfan_Donnie · 04-05-2007

jpa · 04-05-2007

harmany · 04-06-2007

lol yes they are welcome nice rebuttal

04-04-2007	#26
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 699.29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier Hey Mike haha.. (just playing with you)... Now this thread is really off topic.. Way to go mike.. I guess since I am a woman I will just and show you why women are better.. Cause we have boobies...

04-04-2007	#27
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,980 Throcks: 1,071.91 Thanks: 688 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier you started it girl, and your just mad 'cause I'm right. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

04-04-2007	#29
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 699.29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier Alright that one should have been taken out.. I can honestly say I can pee standing up - learned that out of necessity because Thender is correct women's restrooms can be GROSS!

04-04-2007	#30
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,980 Throcks: 1,071.91 Thanks: 688 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier again, OFF TOPIC!!!!!! __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

04-04-2007	#31
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,980 Throcks: 1,071.91 Thanks: 688 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier M, don't you ever bitch at me ever again for being off topic.... __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

04-04-2007	#32
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier Don't get yer panties in a bunch mike.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-04-2007	#33
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 699.29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier It is ok thender - I explained to mike how my post was a response to 2ox's post. Another reason Women are happier - we have the option of wearing thongs and not get wedgies.

04-04-2007	#34
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier Reasonable men don't wear thongs because we don't like torture.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-04-2007	#35
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,980 Throcks: 1,071.91 Thanks: 688 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier No, happier men do not wear thongs, because of the torture. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

04-04-2007	#36
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier I stand corrected.... And happy... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-04-2007	#37
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 699.29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier Happier women do wear thongs... because they really are comfortable.

04-04-2007	#38
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier Women that wear thongs make for happier men... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-04-2007	#39
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 699.29 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier Women are happier because we have you men fooled.. Thongs are comfortable... but you guys think we wear them for you.. haha..

04-04-2007	#40
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier And men are on to your games.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-05-2007	#41
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.30 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier except for the balding and shaving a lot more area __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

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04-05-2007	#43
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 586.46 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier Why Women are Happier................not Women... ...Can spend time alone with Catholic priests, Boy Scout leaders, and Baptist Youth ministers without feeling sexually threatened sexually threatened no .... sexually frustrated yes ...Don't worry about going bald but panic over a single gray hair * ...Can always get a man to do the jobs you don't want by acting femine. there is a very fine line between acting feminine and whining * ...Can be bitchy and then just blame it on their hormones and all is forgiven. you should of stopped at "can be bitchy" * ...Never have to rearrange their testicles while wearing tight pants truly one of the finer things in life * ...Never get their sex organs caught in their zippers while drunk we're drunk....don't care * ...Don't have to run a super-sharp piece of metal over their facial epidermal layer each and every morning of their adult lives. you're right we don't have to * ...Can bludgeon someone to death with a baseball bat and then get off scot-free by claiming a "hormonal imbalance" no we just plead insanity for having to deal with the "hormonal imbalance" * ...Don't have to go in a pubic women's restroom and worry about some previous occupant pissing and shitting on the seat, the floor, and the surrounding walls. **see thenders post ...ALWAYS outlive their husbands. because after 30+ years together dying ss the only thing left to look forward to * ...In a moment of anger, can call someone a "cunt" without being exiled and excommunicated from the community of humankind. isn't that the purpose??? * ...know exactly what to do when a child is sick. sure we do....several tablespoons of Nyquil....you will feel better * ...don't have a freaky, semi-oedipal relationship with their overbearing mothers its more with the mother-in-law really..... * ...have an astute, innate sense of when to change underwear before it becomes a Petri Dish for bacteria development just gettin' our moneys worth * ...never pull a back muscle screaming at the television during a sports event. at least we don't get cramps * ...don't have to worry about which family member will inherit and care for their collection of baseball caps easy! mike will! * ...never lose six hours on a Saturday morning watching fishing shows on OLN better that than Oprah * ...can terminate a bladder emptying event without waiting for 'the shake' again....another finer point in life * ...can tell their doctors anything can tell our bartenders anything * ...Can simulate a perfect, entire sex act with nothing more than ten idle minutes and a_____. thats just being selfish....we are always willing to share Oh, and the best one of all: * ...MULTIPLE ORGASMS you're welcome!! __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves" Last edited by 2ox; 04-05-2007 at 09:59 AM.

04-05-2007	#44
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,980 Throcks: 1,071.91 Thanks: 688 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier You said it well 'ox.. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

04-05-2007	#45
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-05-2007	#46
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier 2ox __________________ One weekend survived

04-06-2007	#48
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25 Posts: 529 Throcks: 199.12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 20 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Men Are Happier lol yes they are welcome nice rebuttal __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!