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| Enjoy In Moderation     Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| First Time Sex First Time Sex (an old joke but still funny) A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." |
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04-04-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: First Time Sex Yup... It's an oldie.. But I still love it! 
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: First Time Sex ha, i just laughed apple out my nose
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: First Time Sex Quote:
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: First Time Sex That's always a great joke... |
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: First Time Sex Quote:
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| Happy 4th!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: First Time Sex Good one M! |
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| One Hot Momma !!!  Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30
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