Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Two2mnyxs · 04-10-2007

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?"
The man replied, "No, what do you mean?"
She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" asked the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer .
"You must be new." answered the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his Way with the newcomer.
The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asked.
"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities."
"Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here."

**Bud** · 04-10-2007

Good one Two !!!

harmany · 04-10-2007

lmao nice

**ob1** · 04-10-2007

Good one!

RyanB. · 04-10-2007

that's a very good one, Viagra and a butt plug would be the answer.

**Thender** · 04-10-2007

jpa · 04-10-2007

Flounder · 04-10-2007

That's a joke to remember

OmahaMomma · 04-10-2007

Hahahahahhahahaa....love it

04-10-2007	#1
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 951 Throcks: 1,849.69 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Nudist Colony A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?" She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" asked the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer . "You must be new." answered the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his Way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asked. "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities." "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here." __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

04-10-2007	#2
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 11,146 Throcks: 11,199.11 Thanks: 3,650 Thanked 3,491 Times in 900 Posts	Re: Nudist Colony Good one Two !!! __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

04-10-2007	#3
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Posts: 560 Throcks: 8.63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 171 Times in 38 Posts	Re: Nudist Colony lmao nice __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

04-10-2007	#4
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,345 Throcks: 1,362.44 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,205 Times in 277 Posts	Re: Nudist Colony Good one! __________________

04-10-2007	#5
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,160 Throcks: 329.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nudist Colony that's a very good one, Viagra and a butt plug would be the answer.

04-10-2007	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,277 Throcks: 3,621.53 Thanks: 4,143 Thanked 4,375 Times in 1,173 Posts	Re: Nudist Colony __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-10-2007	#7
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,392 Throcks: 741.65 Thanks: 27 Thanked 1,140 Times in 250 Posts	Re: Nudist Colony __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

04-10-2007	#8
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,103 Throcks: 1,300.36 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post	Re: Nudist Colony That's a joke to remember

04-10-2007	#9
OmahaMomma One Hot Momma !!! Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30 Posts: 821 Throcks: 195.44 Thanks: 248 Thanked 639 Times in 144 Posts	Re: Nudist Colony Hahahahahhahahaa....love it __________________ OmahaMomma's Blog Page

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode