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| Wanna Bet???      Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| mike after the bar closes mike walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" mike replies. The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key." About that time the cop looks down and sees mike's tiny dick hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks mike "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, drunk ass mike looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36
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| Re: mike after the bar closes LOL nice
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: mike after the bar closes ha! she took the car
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| One Hot Momma !!!  Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: mike after the bar closes Hey, it was a rough night. Leave me alone.. 
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: mike after the bar closes Been there, done that....
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| i see daves balls  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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