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**Bud** · 04-26-2007

Thender was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical. The doc gave Thender a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day Thender reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was clean and empty. The doctor asked what happened and Thender explained:

"Well, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked Mrs. Thender for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, still nothing. We called up our nice neighbor OmahaMomma, and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor to help?"

Thender replied, "Yep. None of us could get the damn jar open."

Two2mnyxs · 04-26-2007

lol nice name inserts LOL

KUfan_Donnie · 04-26-2007

Nice one, Bud

**ob1** · 04-26-2007

... Omomma is a kinky little minx isn't she?

jpa · 04-26-2007

that what happens when you get old

**Thender** · 04-26-2007

He left out the part where I took the jar and stuck it in his Mom's ass crack and popped the lid right off... Didn't take no time to fill that jar right up....

deutsch1979 · 04-27-2007

Yeah, the name inserts made it funnier.

Poor Thender.

lilyvon schtupp · 04-27-2007

iwccgrad · 04-27-2007

That's funny!!!

OmahaMomma · 08-27-2007

Ok now I feel like a retard but I have never seen this and someone searched me at technorati and found the link and sent it to me asking if I knew about this ! lmfao !

**Thender** · 08-27-2007

**Bud** · 08-27-2007

Classic !!!

KUfan_Donnie · 08-27-2007

I forgot about this one--tee hee, tee hee

jpa · 08-27-2007

**ob1** · 08-27-2007

... you little minx!

OmahaMomma · 08-27-2007

What is even more weird is why this person was searching for me....But in the email they said " do you know about this and that they are using your name ?" hahahahaha....I told them it was one of my many stalkers.

04-26-2007	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,969.70 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Semen Sample Thender was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical. The doc gave Thender a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day Thender reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was clean and empty. The doctor asked what happened and Thender explained: "Well, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked Mrs. Thender for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, still nothing. We called up our nice neighbor OmahaMomma, and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor to help?" Thender replied, "Yep. None of us could get the damn jar open." __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

04-26-2007	#2
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 840.11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Semen Sample lol nice name inserts LOL __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

04-26-2007	#3
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Semen Sample Nice one, Bud __________________ One weekend survived

04-26-2007	#4
ob1 TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,118 Throcks: 419.94 Thanks: 629 Thanked 138 Times in 55 Posts	Re: Semen Sample ... Omomma is a kinky little minx isn't she?

04-26-2007	#5
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 407.21 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Semen Sample that what happens when you get old __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

04-26-2007	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,291 Throcks: 1,763.95 Thanks: 629 Thanked 469 Times in 183 Posts	Re: Semen Sample He left out the part where I took the jar and stuck it in his Mom's ass crack and popped the lid right off... Didn't take no time to fill that jar right up.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-27-2007	#7
deutsch1979 TnTU Senior Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Gretna NE Age: 29 Posts: 289 Throcks: 163.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Semen Sample Yeah, the name inserts made it funnier. Poor Thender. __________________ Its pronounced DOYTCH!

04-27-2007	#8
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,382 Throcks: 845.68 Thanks: 6 Thanked 113 Times in 42 Posts	Re: Semen Sample __________________ "Radio should be stimulating people rather than actually killing them into a state of apathy, which I think has happened." -- Adam Clayton, 1992

04-27-2007	#9
iwccgrad Funny Bone Doorman Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 402 Throcks: 179.16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Semen Sample That's funny!!! __________________ "I popped one of my balls.....no one of my look balls" - Craig Peters

08-27-2007	#10
OmahaMomma One Hot Momma !!! Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30 Posts: 719 Throcks: 153.37 Thanks: 62 Thanked 127 Times in 42 Posts	Re: Semen Sample Ok now I feel like a retard but I have never seen this and someone searched me at technorati and found the link and sent it to me asking if I knew about this ! lmfao ! __________________ OmahaMomma's Blog Page

08-27-2007	#12
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,969.70 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Re: Semen Sample Classic !!! __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-27-2007	#13
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Semen Sample I forgot about this one--tee hee, tee hee __________________ One weekend survived

08-27-2007	#15
ob1 TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,118 Throcks: 419.94 Thanks: 629 Thanked 138 Times in 55 Posts	Re: Semen Sample ... you little minx!

08-27-2007	#16
OmahaMomma One Hot Momma !!! Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 30 Posts: 719 Throcks: 153.37 Thanks: 62 Thanked 127 Times in 42 Posts	Re: Semen Sample What is even more weird is why this person was searching for me....But in the email they said " do you know about this and that they are using your name ?" hahahahaha....I told them it was one of my many stalkers. __________________ OmahaMomma's Blog Page

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