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Old 04-27-2007   #1
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Password

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and
at the appropriate point in the process, told him that
he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a
rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So,
when the computer asked him to enter his password, he
made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying in.
"P....E....N....I....S."
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
replied:
"PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH**
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ooops

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...nice one Ryan!
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Your Mom leaves the house limping and satisfied, not laughing....
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Not when you pay her as much as you do.
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I shave her back and keep her on a steady protein diet, that's payment enough...
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I'm glad somebody is taking care of her.
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I do what I can....
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That's a great one, Ryan
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