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| The three dogs... Three dogs were sitting outside of the local butcher shop. They were ogling a big cut of prime rib hanging in the window. The three were conspiring about how to get to that tasty cut of beef when the first dog said "My master is a doctor, and all we need to do is get him to come in here and make a health violation, then they will shut the place down, the prime rib will go into the dumpster, and we will eat good!" The second dog said"Nah, My master is an attorney, I'll get him in here and condemn the joint. Then we'll nab the meat when it's thrown out into the dumpster...." The third dog said "You all are slow.... My master is a farmer... All we have to do is sit out here and whine long enough.... The butcher will just give us the meat...."
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