05-04-2007
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| even when you know you never know    Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Penis Tax THE NEW 2007 PENIS TAX LAW The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will now be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $25000 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION. |
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05-04-2007
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| TnTU Guru  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Penis Tax I'm thankful I only have to pay 30 bucks...  |
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05-04-2007
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Penis Tax Is that tax based on erect or flaccid? How about if we jump into to a cold pool before paying?
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05-04-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Penis Tax you are not lying. Otherwise I'm stuck with 150.00. This would be the only time we would wish our dicks to be smaller. 
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05-04-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Penis Tax I guess I'm gonna have to have surgery... I can't afford $300.00... 
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| Re: Penis Tax Quote:
Spit it out !!!! You don't have to pay tax on that one !!
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05-04-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Penis Tax Uh-huh... And your mom's gonna be mad after the surgery too.... I just can't win... 
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Penis Tax Quote:
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05-04-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Penis Tax You all are just jealous. 
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05-04-2007
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| Re: Penis Tax That you can suck a big one ? 
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05-04-2007
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| Re: Penis Tax Nope, that your mom gets to suck a big one....
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Penis Tax and she leaves me happy every night.
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