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A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house.
The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and
told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through
the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a
cream color." The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window,
opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window
and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked
confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of
an off blue."
Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it
and yelled out, "Green side up!"
This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the
next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose
color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and
yelled, "Green side up!"


Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why
do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you
the color I would like the room?"


The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes
laying sod across the street."

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lol oh god

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RyanB.

thats a great one...thanks

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Good joke