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| How To Install A Home Security System HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim. I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell with all the blood. PS - I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside"
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| Re: How To Install A Home Security System  ...nice one lil! |
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| Re: How To Install A Home Security System I'm staying out. 
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| Re: How To Install A Home Security System Now you just need a literate crook....
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