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| Health care A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture." Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified? Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."
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| Re: Health care seen it still funny
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Health care yup... 
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05-13-2007
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| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: Health care lol
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Health care If only Blue Cross/Blue Shield had that great of a plan |
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05-18-2007
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| I love Trav Time! :)  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Age: 36
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| Re: Health care As a nurse I can appreciate this joke because I have walked in on patients alone or with there significant others going to town. Wierd things happen in the hospital!
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Health care My Mom is an RN... And I can say weird shit happens on a full moon night... 
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