05-16-2007
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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08   Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36
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| Lovers The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy." The Frenchman replies. "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss allze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling
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05-16-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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05-16-2007
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| Happy 4th!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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05-16-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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05-16-2007
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Lovers Funny joke there fooker, but we ain't got no curtains in our trailer! |
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05-16-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Lovers Sure wish you would install some curtains.... The wife and I are tired of losing our lunch....  
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31
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