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| rob me will ya LOL This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from the Dublin Times about a robbery that occurred on March 2 this year. Once inside the bank just shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system successful, they immediately got underway. The robbers who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables; were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robvers cracked the first safes combination, and inside they found a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the banks audio system the one robber said, "At least we'll have a bite to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but a small bowl of vanilla pudding. The process continued until all of the safes had been opened and every bowl of pudding consumed. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold, Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The next morning the headlines read..... IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
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| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: rob me will ya LOL oh god i got to throw up now
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| Special Members   Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: rob me will ya LOL a couple "downys" there 
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: rob me will ya LOL At least they got their protein.... 
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: rob me will ya LOL another lame attempt by bud.... Everybody knows bud has the drill and prybar...  
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: rob me will ya LOL How did they miss the fact that they were breaking into a sperm bank? Dumbasses. |
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