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| Wanna Bet???      Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Welfare An oldie but goodie.  A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi ... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided, along with a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull shittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it."
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Welfare Still love it! 
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| ...the Clone Wars is here!!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Welfare A classic! |
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06-26-2007
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| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne
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| Re: Welfare lol thats good
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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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