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| The Boxer One day a boxer and his stunning girlfriend walk into a bar. The boxer heads off to the toilet, handing a $20 note to his missus and asks her to get him a pint, and whatever she wants Whilst she's at the bar, a scrawny little man approaches her, and the conversation goes something along the lines of: Scrawny little man: You're absolutely stunning, I'd really like to take you out for dinner Stunning girlfriend: Sorry, I'm already taken Scrawny little man: Hang on a sec, I've not finished - after dinner, I'd like to take you home, cover you in chocloate sauce and lick it off. Stunning girlfriend: Seriously, I've got a boyfriend, and I'm not interested Scrawny little man: Wait wait, I've not finished - then I want to fill your pussy up with beer and drink it with a straw. At this point the boxer returns from the toilet... Stunning girlfriend: This scrawny little twat wants to take me out for dinner Boxer: Sorry mate, she's spoken for (looking a little annoyed, that his missus is being cracked onto) Stunning girlfriend: Wait, then he wants cover me in chocolate sauce and lick it off Boxer: Right, that does it, you're in for a pasting (as he rolls up his sleaves and the little vein in his temple starts to pulse) Stunning girlfriend: Wait, I'm not finished yet, then he wants to fill my pussy with beer and drink it with a straw. At this point the boxer unrolls his sleeves and turns to walk away Stunning girlfriend: What are you doing, I thought you were going to kill this pathetic little runt Boxer: Look love, anyone who can drink that much beer I'm not messing with.
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| Re: The Boxer lmao! Bada bing! ...wasn't expecting that one  |
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| Re: The Boxer Doh !! 
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| Re: The Boxer Seen it... 
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| Re: The Boxer lmao thats hardcore
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| Re: The Boxer "cracking onto"? "pasting"? is this "english"?
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| Re: The Boxer The kings english love. Hard to find a pub in the States that will sell ya a pint. Excellent joke!  |
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