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Old 06-29-2007   #1
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How to Achieve Inner Peace

This sounds like a great way to find inner peace. Good luck to you all in your quest for your own...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on Oprah yesterday, you too can find inner peace. Oprah proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. Before leaving this morning, I finished off my case of Bud Light, a bottle of white zinfandel, a bottle of Captain Morgan, a bottle of Smirnoff, a box of Marlboros, the remainder of my Vicodin prescription, a package of Oreos, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.
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Re: How to Achieve Inner Peace

Sounds like great advice!! Going to find my unfinished things right now.
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Re: How to Achieve Inner Peace

Once I saw Oprah's name, I thought it was going downhill. But that was great!!!!!
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Works for me!
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heard it before
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You completely lost me when you mentioned Oprah's name.
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Re: How to Achieve Inner Peace

the can of busch lite is warm and flat
this doesn't feel too good
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the can of busch lite is warm and flat
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Hmmmm.......was going to say you lost me @ warm bush but I won't. Take the warm busch and put it back in the frig. When chilled mix with V-8 or tomato juice and enjoy. Never waste beer
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NEVER! Wasting beer is alcohol abuse!!!!!
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*picks up the phone and dials mike's Mom*
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Hey! Let the rest of us finish first.
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