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| even when you know you never know    Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Halo's and wings!! A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an awful scream. "What was that!?" she asks. "Oh don't worry," St. Peter replies, "That was the person before you getting the holes drilled in their back for their wings." "Ouch," she blurts. Again she hears another ear-shattering scream. "Now what was that?" she inquires. St. Peter responds, "The same person was getting holes drilled in their head for a halo." Terrified the woman looks St. Peter in the eyes and says, "I think I'd rather go to hell." He responds, "No, no you don't want to do that, you'll be raped and sodomized there!" The woman pauses and replies, "Well, at least I already have the holes for that!"
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Halo's and wings!! Oh, damn!!!! 
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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