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| even when you know you never know    Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Love is Mental... LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL Just because someone does not love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you are being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?
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| i see daves balls  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Love is Mental...  
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Love is Mental... seen it 
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Love is Mental... Yup... A repeat.... 
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Love is Mental... This is the first time I've seen this joke. It's one I'll have to remember. |
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07-19-2007
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| even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Love is Mental... First time I had seen it also. Sorry for the people that have seen it before, I thought it was funny!
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Love is Mental... Good one RB !!! 
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