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| Blonde Joke Two blondes walk into a bar. Sally and Nicky. They each order a drink, and sit down at a table. They raise a toast, and start cheering, "51 days! 51 days!" After a few minutes, another blonde walks in, Beth, and joins the first two. They again cheer, "51 days! 51 days!" A few minutes later, a 4th blonde, Melissa, walks in carrying a what looks like a cardboard picture. She joins the other 3 girls, and toasts as well, "51 days! 51 days!" The bartender, who's extremely curious, wants to find out. He walks up to the girls and asks what the cheering is all about. Sally holds up the cardboard picture, which turns out to be a 12 piece puzzle of the Cookie Monster, and says "Everyone says blondes are dumb. Well we proved them wrong! This puzzle says 2-4 years on the box, and we finished it in 51 days!"
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