07-23-2007
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| TnTU College   Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| 2 Prostitutes Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00" A policeman, seeing the sign,stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the signor go to jail.Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."One of the girls asked the officer, "Why don't you stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion" So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officerin the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest,he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which nowread: "Two Fallen AngelsSeeking Peter -- $50.00." |
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07-23-2007
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| Wanna Bet???      Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: 2 Prostitutes 
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07-23-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: 2 Prostitutes nice
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07-23-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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07-23-2007
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: 2 Prostitutes  very funny.....check your typing next time though. Your from Kansas, be proud !!
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07-25-2007
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| TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Re: 2 Prostitutes sorry ryanb, just copy and pasted out of my joke file on my 'puter. this thing has been sitting here a while and i didn't spell check or edit before i sent it. |
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07-25-2007
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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36
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| Re: 2 Prostitutes its all good keep them comming
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