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Old 07-23-2007   #1
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THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for "Suck Here".


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "Down Under."


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch
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