08-08-2007
| #1 |
| TnTU College   Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
Posts: 779
Throcks: 46.67 Thanks: 1
Thanked 95 Times in 24 Posts
| Golf is rougher than you think..... Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, still in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!" |
|  |
|
08-08-2007
| #2 |
| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
Posts: 12,978
Throcks: 1,096.93 Thanks: 621
Thanked 139 Times in 62 Posts
| Re: Golf is rougher than you think..... 
__________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans |
|
| |
|
08-08-2007
| #3 |
| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
Posts: 1,160
Throcks: 265.58 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| Re: Golf is rougher than you think.....  Why was there a woman golfing in the first place? G.O.L.F. - Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden 
__________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi |
|
| |
|
08-08-2007
| #4 |
| TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 6,118
Throcks: 419.98 Thanks: 629
Thanked 138 Times in 55 Posts
| Re: Golf is rougher than you think.....  |
|
| |
|
08-08-2007
| #5 |
| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
Posts: 10,304
Throcks: 5,940.79 Thanks: 112
Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts
| Re: Golf is rougher than you think.....
__________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!! |
| |
|
08-08-2007
| #6 |
| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 19,291
Throcks: 1,763.97 Thanks: 629
Thanked 469 Times in 183 Posts
| Re: Golf is rougher than you think.....
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
|
| |
|
08-08-2007
| #7 |
| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
Posts: 6,161
Throcks: 407.25 Thanks: 5
Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts
| Re: Golf is rougher than you think..... 
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
|
| |
|
08-08-2007
| #8 |
| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,102
Throcks: 574.15 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| Re: Golf is rougher than you think..... Lucky guy |
|
| |
| Sponsored Links |
 |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
