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| Friday's in HELL One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, Wine Coolers, Diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" the guy said. "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean..." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" The demon said, "You gay?" "No." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" |
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08-10-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Friday's in HELL "Tab, and Fresca"? This is an old one, but not bad! 
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| Re: Friday's in HELL Oldie but goodie. 
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| Re: Friday's in HELL sorry about the oldie. i'm just trying to post the funniest jokes that i have collected over the years. hoping that none are repeats. |
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| Re: Friday's in HELL Post away, it's still good to see the oldies. Kind of like a refresher.
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| Re: Friday's in HELL agree they still funny
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| Re: Friday's in HELL New to me. Although if one could, save some booze from monday to makes the fridays go a little easier. Just a thought
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| Re: Friday's in HELL I would try to save some drugs from Thursday, or take so many that I couldn't feel any pain. 
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