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Old 08-16-2007   #1
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College Exam

A college philosophy professor, who was known to be a bit of an eccentric, decided to have only one question on his final exam. The professor picked up his chair and set it down on top of his desk, and asked the class to write an essay proving that the chair did not exist.

After a few moments, one student stood up and handed in his essay.

The answer read, "What chair?"
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short and sweet!!
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Re: College Exam

i bet the rest of the class was like ????????????
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Re: College Exam

but
what grade?
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He got an "A" for smartAss....
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Re: College Exam

I had some BS like that on my philosophy final...

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Re: College Exam

Hmmm sounds like my college days, "A" for being a smartass
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