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| Gone Fishing Dear Abby, I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? Thanks, A fisherman PS: I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught below.  Dear Fisherman, Get rid of that narrow minded wife. (Sorry about the photo quality best i could get) |
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09-11-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Gone Fishing Lets go fishing Sam! 
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09-11-2007
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Gone Fishing I'm in 
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Gone Fishing Kick the wife to the curb and fish with Sam everyday. I hardly noticed the fish in the picture since I was looking at Sam. Nice looking pair she's got there. The fish that is. |
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| Re: Gone Fishing Right..... 
__________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. |
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| Re: Gone Fishing The hidden joys of bass fishing...
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| Re: Gone Fishing works for me
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| Re: Gone Fishing yeah like anyone of us would ever get around to fishing if we had something like that on board
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