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**Bud** · 09-13-2007

A Louisiana couple have been trying to have a baby with no luck. So they decide to go see the witch doctor that lived deep in the swamp. They get in their boat and hit the swamp when they find the witch doctor they say " We have tried and tried to have a baby but we have had no luck please help us."

The witch doctor agrees and makes a potion in a gallon jug and tells the couple to each take a teaspoon each night before you have sex and when its gone you will be pregnant."

They thank the witch doctor and leave. On the way back the husband stops the boat and tells his wife that he can't wait so lets do it now but I'll drink half and you drink the other half...

Well nine months later out popped a baby but it was only a head...

The father was so proud of it that he took it to ball games and on its 21st birthday he takes him out to have a drink. His father asked him on do you want a shot of whiskey and the son says yes poppa I do he drinks it and BOOM he sprouts a body.

The bartender was amazed so he gave him a shot on the house but he drinks it an falls over dead. The bartender looks and says damn he should have quit while he was a head.

RyanB. · 09-13-2007

**Thender** · 09-13-2007

Old, old, ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld joke.....

**Bud** · 09-13-2007

Don't forget stupid.

Flounder · 09-13-2007

That's one joke I think I'll forget.

**Bud** · 09-13-2007

Nope, that joke is so stupid you will never forget it now.

iwccgrad · 09-13-2007

Boooooo

**ob1** · 09-13-2007

jpa · 09-14-2007

Two2mnyxs · 09-14-2007

hisss boooo horrible

09-13-2007	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,341 Throcks: 6,148.04 Thanks: 355 Thanked 265 Times in 95 Posts	Stupid Joke A Louisiana couple have been trying to have a baby with no luck. So they decide to go see the witch doctor that lived deep in the swamp. They get in their boat and hit the swamp when they find the witch doctor they say " We have tried and tried to have a baby but we have had no luck please help us." The witch doctor agrees and makes a potion in a gallon jug and tells the couple to each take a teaspoon each night before you have sex and when its gone you will be pregnant." They thank the witch doctor and leave. On the way back the husband stops the boat and tells his wife that he can't wait so lets do it now but I'll drink half and you drink the other half... Well nine months later out popped a baby but it was only a head... The father was so proud of it that he took it to ball games and on its 21st birthday he takes him out to have a drink. His father asked him on do you want a shot of whiskey and the son says yes poppa I do he drinks it and BOOM he sprouts a body. The bartender was amazed so he gave him a shot on the house but he drinks it an falls over dead. The bartender looks and says damn he should have quit while he was a head. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

09-13-2007	#2
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,160 Throcks: 265.88 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke __________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

09-13-2007	#3
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,367 Throcks: 1,895.56 Thanks: 881 Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke Old, old, ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld joke..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-13-2007	#4
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,341 Throcks: 6,148.04 Thanks: 355 Thanked 265 Times in 95 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke Don't forget stupid. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

09-13-2007	#5
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,102 Throcks: 616.15 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke That's one joke I think I'll forget.

09-13-2007	#6
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,341 Throcks: 6,148.04 Thanks: 355 Thanked 265 Times in 95 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke Nope, that joke is so stupid you will never forget it now. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

09-13-2007	#7
iwccgrad Funny Bone Doorman Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 402 Throcks: 179.60 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke Boooooo __________________ "I popped one of my balls.....no one of my look balls" - Craig Peters

09-13-2007	#8
ob1 The Great MorNon Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,137 Throcks: 520.92 Thanks: 860 Thanked 210 Times in 74 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke

09-14-2007	#9
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,179 Throcks: 435.06 Thanks: 9 Thanked 151 Times in 37 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

09-14-2007	#10
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 950 Throcks: 893.11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Stupid Joke hisss boooo horrible __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

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