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Old 09-18-2007   #1
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Guts Or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
Met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you Still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling Of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the Butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no
Difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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I like the broom reference. For some reason I can picture my mother-in-law flying around on hers.
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I like the broom reference. For some reason I can picture my mother-in-law flying around on hers.
We all can....
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not all of us, not yet...you old bastards
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Watch your mouth youngin'.... Your time is a coming..........
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I'll keep that in mind...
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Or he invests in that blow up doll. Aren't you guys glad I'm back? LMAO
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Or he invests in that blow up doll. Aren't you guys glad I'm back? LMAO
What can I say? I like 'em quiet...

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