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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08   Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36
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| Daddys on the phone Daddy's on the Phone! "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But, honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay, Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened, honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on, and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser, and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared, and he jumped out of the back window into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool, and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . . Is this 486-5731?
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| even when you know you never know   Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Daddys on the phone Oh hell yes !!  that starts Monday off the right way.
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Daddys on the phone Nice one!! 
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Daddys on the phone That's one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time. |
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| Funny Bone Doorman  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Daddys on the phone That's awesome!!!
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Daddys on the phone Wholly f***!!!! 
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| Re: Daddys on the phone  good one, Two...
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Daddys on the phone Very Nice !!! 
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