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| The Alabama Preacher The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared! |
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher  Good one 
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher KKK=the original fans of Harry Potter
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher  what SP nice joke
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher Quote:
...they dress up as wizards 
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher They dress up in wizarding robes.....  Read the books.... 
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher Who says I haven't?  I was helping Ryan understand my post
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher Cudos to you for helping Ryan understand.... But so far I am the only Potter geek that has admitted to it..... Just love a great and well written novel....
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher Geek...  so you are familiar with the Quest?
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher Nope, never got into it..... 
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher Quote:
I know what you were trying to get at but...The retards just dress in sheets, they CALL their leaders wizards and grand wizards.
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher ^so do the fanatics of Harry Potter (dress in sheets, call themselves wizards) I think we're splitting hairs here though...  I'm glad we're on the same page now
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher sounds good to me. BTW cheering for KU next week.
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher ^  Of course, if you didn't, it would be implied that you were a Wildcat fan 
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher The fans of the wizards in harry potter don't dress in sheets and it is not splitting hairs....  You're funky comparison leaves a lot to be desired.... 
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher Thender  I never implied that Harry Potter characters dressed in sheets. If you would reread my posts, it clearly indicates that fans of the Harry Potter books do in support of the magically profitable series You're failed attempt at criticism leaves a lot to be desired P.S. RyanB wants his money back for having followed this thread in its death spiral to wardrobe of fans of a literary series In true TnTU style, we leave no stone unturned
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher And the uber-fans don't either.... They dress in ROBES just like their favorite characters... My criticism didn't fail... It made you trip over your own assumptions....  Maybe you should take yer own advice and reread my posts....
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher I said fans...not all fans--the 7 year olds with the scar markered on their foreheads, the glasses cut out of construction paper, and the "robes" of bed sheets would disagree with your misinterpretation of my word choice I'm thinking you can't accept defeat and I'm hoping Dave locks this thread soonGee, this is almost as exciting as arguing about NU football
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher And you are tripping again..... Having to drag in "7" year olds??? OMG.... Low.... So low.....  And Dave doesn't have to lock a "joke" thread.....
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher  Again, I'm afraid I don't see your point. I think we've exhausted this thread. Feel free to start a new one on the Harry Potter literature or the definition of "fan." I'll be more than happy to contribute in those discussions Don't make me send 'anus after ya! 
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| Re: The Alabama Preacher You lost... And yer just hangin' on a thread....
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