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| The Elevator An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The Father, (never having seen an elevator) responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this before in my life, I don't know what it is." While the father and his son were watching in amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up and pressed a button. The walls opened up and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 yr old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother" |
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09-27-2007
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