09-27-2007
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| I Love You Too! A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, but finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! Hes probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you. Just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll probably kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he was gay and thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you too!" |
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| Wanna Bet???    Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 40
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| Re: I Love You Too! Another oldie but goodie !  |
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09-27-2007
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| TnTU Guru  Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Age: 40
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| Re: I Love You Too! Yup... 
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| Re: I Love You Too! Prison will to that to some guys. So I've heard. |
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| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 23
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| Re: I Love You Too! ^Ask SuperMax Nick  I kid, I kid...don't hurt me 
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09-28-2007
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| Re: I Love You Too! oh hell no
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10-02-2007
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| Sodomy for Hire, Solicting for Immoral Purposes  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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|  Re: I Love You Too! luv'd it
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10-02-2007
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 39
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| Re: I Love You Too!  Be strong and take it like a Secrete. Stong enough for a man but made for a woman.
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| Re: I Love You Too! Great classic joke!
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