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A Nebraska farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's 95 F with 80% humidity but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.

He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?"

The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a hot spring day in central Nebraska. I rather like it."

Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until it's 100 F and 85% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. It's really not that bad."

Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 90% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the farmer, who's still resting. "Well, this is like a hot August day on the farm bailing hay. Reminds me of home, the hotter the better."

In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F. Within seconds the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer.

The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around at everything and begins to laugh, scream, and jump for joy.







"BILL CALLAHAN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!"

"BILL CALLAHAN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!"







I dedicate this foolishness to the NU teat suckers of TnTU