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Old 10-01-2007   #1
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Good One for Monday

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His wife is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot".
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.


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Oh my God that's funny.
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Re: Good One for Monday

O shit that's a good one !!!!
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OH bada bing!

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Ouch....
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Re: Good One for Monday

A good one from a simpler time...
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simple jokes get the good laughs. great joke.
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Re: Good One for Monday

sounds like a larry the cable guy joke
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Re: Good One for Monday

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sounds like a larry the cable guy joke

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