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| i see daves balls    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Pass The Mayo A kid came home from school and asked his dad, Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like? Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose. Wow, what does it look like after sex? Well, son, have you ever seen a pug eating mayonaise?
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Pass The Mayo LMAO. Oh my god that is funny as hell. |
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| Re: Pass The Mayo Where's buds take on this joke???? 
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Pass The Mayo trying to get the pug's mouth clean I'm sure. 
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| Re: Pass The Mayo Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............  
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| Re: Pass The Mayo Nice one, 'ox 
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Pass The Mayo Now that's funny.
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| Broke Thieving Basturd  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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