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| Dirty Joke I haven't heard this one in a while. A little boy was playing doctor with his neighbor girl and was about to stick his finger in her privates when his mother caught them. So she takes him and paddles his ass and tells him do you ever stick your finger up there. You'll get your finger bit off, girls have teeth in their privates. So 20 years pass and he gets a girlfriend and they date for 6 months or so and he never tries to have sex with her. So one night they are out and she asks him is there something wrong with me? He says no. Why do you ask? She says well we've been going out for a long time and you've never tried getting in my pants. He says, well you've got teeth in your pussy all girls do. My mom told me so and she never lied to me about anything. She says no here I'll show you, so she pulls down her panties and spreads her pussy open and says see no teeth in there. And he says well with bad breath and rotten gums like that no wonder you ain't got no teeth
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Dirty Joke Nice post, Bud 
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| Re: Dirty Joke LMAO nice
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| Re: Dirty Joke omg lmao
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