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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08   Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36
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| Old Lady A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy. " She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." "Don't trust little Old Ladies"!!!
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| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: Old Lady lol tricky tricky
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| Wanna Bet???     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Old Lady Little old bitch. 
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Old Lady She can't run that fast... 
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