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| Your Grandma A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good - the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says, "Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!" |
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| Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Your Grandma That's great !!!! ![]()
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| Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer ![]() Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Your Grandma Oh my God that is funny as hell. That's one of the best jokes I've seen posted here. |
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| Re: Your Grandma That one is gret!!!!! Props to you man, for finding it.
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Grandma lol that was good
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| even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Your Grandma Thanks for the chuckle
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| i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: Your Grandma gots to send that one to my father
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