10-23-2007
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| Genie's lamp... I heard this joke about 3 years ago and thought I should share it with y'all... I can't find it on the net so I'll do my best... And I thought it would be a nice companion joke to Bud's joke... http://tntu.net/jokes-music/8645-welsh-farmer.html President Bush and Usama Bin Laden were walking along a beach one day when they came across a brass lamp. Usama ran up to the lamp and grabbed it!!! He preceded to rub the lamp and a magical genie appeared!!! The Genie glared at them both and said "I will grant one wish. and one wish only, to each of you gentleman.... Usama went first elbowing George out of the way... Usama declared "I am tired of the rest of the world telling me what to do with my people! I need to protect my muslim brothers and sisters! I want you to build a wall 20 feet tall around my country to protect us from the American satanists!!!" Genie said DONE!!!! Then the Genie looked towards George and asked "How about you? What is your wish?" George pointed his thumb at Usama and said "Fill it with water!"...
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10-23-2007
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| Re: Genie's lamp... Good joke Thender |
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10-24-2007
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| Re: Genie's lamp... I believe thats been posted before..but nice 
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10-24-2007
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| Re: Genie's lamp... I like it  Here is another along those lines. A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make ’em all ugly again."
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10-24-2007
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| Re: Genie's lamp... lol thats great
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| Re: Genie's lamp... another good joke |
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