10-24-2007
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| TnTU College   Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Valentine's Day Cards (sort of) TOP 10 REJECTED VALENTINES DAY CARDS! 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto. In hopes that later, you'd be my ho. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled... SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown... but so has your ass. 3. You're a honey... and you're a cutie I just wish you had J-Lo's booty. 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister |
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10-24-2007
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| i see daves balls    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Valentine's Day Cards (sort of) 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto. In hopes that later, you'd be my ho. 
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10-24-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Valentine's Day Cards (sort of) 
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10-25-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Valentine's Day Cards (sort of)
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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