10-24-2007
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| TnTU College   Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Hoping for a girlfriend When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now I am 40 and all I want is a girl with big tits. |
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10-24-2007
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Hoping for a girlfriend This could be a true story for every divorced guy in any country of the world. |
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10-24-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
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10-24-2007
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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10-24-2007
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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36
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10-25-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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10-25-2007
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| TnTU College  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: Hoping for a girlfriend I dont have to wait till im 40 to know i want a woman with big tits
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