11-01-2007
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| Frotch Central   Join Date: Jun 2005
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| You Know What I'm Doing Now? A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
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11-01-2007
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF    Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: You Know What I'm Doing Now? Classic 
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11-01-2007
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: You Know What I'm Doing Now? Nice |
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11-01-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: You Know What I'm Doing Now? Yup... 
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11-02-2007
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: You Know What I'm Doing Now? Oooops 
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11-02-2007
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| TnTU College  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Re: You Know What I'm Doing Now? explain that one mama, doc.
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11-05-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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11-05-2007
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so....  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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11-05-2007
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: You Know What I'm Doing Now?  not right there ...?
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