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Old 11-15-2007   #1
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Where did the white man go wrong?

An old Indian chief, sat in his hut on the reservation smoking ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. One US official said to Chief Two Eagles, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done." The Chief nodded in
agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the two government officials for over a minute, and
then he calmly replied:

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes,
No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled before he added, "Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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Re: Where did the white man go wrong?

A version of that hangs in our local diner...
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Re: Where did the white man go wrong?

whats sad is that it is true
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^^^i totally agree^^^
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