11-20-2007
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| Wanna Bet???    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Moral of the Story A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken." "What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'." "That was a fine story Sarah." "Michael, do you have a story to share?" "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay the fuck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."
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11-20-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Moral of the Story Don't mess with Mike or his family !!!!!!!! 
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11-20-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Moral of the Story Right....... 
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11-21-2007
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| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: Moral of the Story lol good one
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11-26-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Moral of the Story 
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11-26-2007
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Moral of the Story Whatever Francis.
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11-27-2007
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| TnTU College  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Re: Moral of the Story pretty good one. haven't heard it in a while.
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11-27-2007
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Moral of the Story  |
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11-27-2007
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| tntvideos.net  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 38
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| Re: Moral of the Story That one was new to me. Good one. |
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