11-28-2007
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| Sith Chef    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Christmas dinner... The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??" "Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." |
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11-28-2007
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Christmas dinner...  Good one!
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11-28-2007
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Christmas dinner... 
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11-28-2007
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Christmas dinner... Nice..reminds me of the one about the Pope. Balls for decoration only.
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11-28-2007
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: Christmas dinner... ha! she showed him
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11-28-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Christmas dinner... 
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11-28-2007
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Christmas dinner... good joke... |
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11-28-2007
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Christmas dinner... that's funny
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11-29-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Christmas dinner...
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11-29-2007
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| TnTU College   Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Re: Christmas dinner...
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