12-06-2007
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| i ride the short bus because i'm    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Humorous Medical Abbreviations came across this while browsing i'm wondering how many are on my medical charts ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor. ADR - Ain't Doin' Right. ART - Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased). ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them. CTD - Circling The Drain. DAAD - Dead As A Doornail. DRT - Dead Right There. FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom. FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent. FLD - Funny Looking Dad. FLK - Funny Looking Kid. FOS - Full Of ... Stool. FTD - Fixing To Die. FTF - Failure To Fly. FTW - Friggin Train Wreck (patient with multiple problems). GFPO - Good For Parts Only. GGTG - Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys). GLM - Good Looking Mum. GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room. GTO - Gomer Tip Over. LOLINAD - Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress. MFC - Measure For Coffin. NFS - Normal For Swindon. O2T - Oxygen Thief. ODD&DDR - Out 'De Door and Down 'De Road. PBBB - Pine Box By Bedside. PIP - Pyjama Induced Paralysis. PITA - Pain In The A**. PJAR - Person Just Ain't Right. SALT - Same As Last Time. SNEFS - Sub-Normal Even For Suffolk. SWAG - Scientific, wild-A** Guess. TBW - Tossed By Wave. TEETH - Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy. TMB - Too Many Birthdays. TOBAS - Take Out Back And Shoot. TTGA - Told To Go Away. WDWNF - Well Developed Well Nourished Female.
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12-06-2007
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| tntvideos.net   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 38
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| Re: Humorous Medical Abbreviations O2T That can describe many people I know. |
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12-06-2007
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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12-06-2007
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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12-10-2007
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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