01-04-2008
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| Wanna Bet???    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| The Sugar Bowl Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Maria... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you? "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response e-mail from his Momma which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
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01-04-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The Sugar Bowl Whoops... 
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01-04-2008
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: The Sugar Bowl DOH!!!!!!! 
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01-04-2008
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: The Sugar Bowl Bada Bing!!  |
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01-04-2008
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| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: The Sugar Bowl lol great one
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01-04-2008
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: The Sugar Bowl  
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01-11-2008
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| TnTU College  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Re: The Sugar Bowl that's gotta sting.
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