01-04-2008
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| Wanna Bet???    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Parking A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?" "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting." "And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."
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01-04-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Parking 
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01-04-2008
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Parking  Responsible young man. Refreshing.
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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01-04-2008
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Parking ...and in 13 minutes he'll be spilling his load.  |
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01-04-2008
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| TnTU College   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25
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| Re: Parking nice
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01-04-2008
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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01-04-2008
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so....  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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01-11-2008
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| TnTU College  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Re: Parking yes, the cream of the crop.
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01-11-2008
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| TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Re: Parking now that's how you get away with that.
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01-15-2008
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: Parking ha! hahahaha
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