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Old 02-05-2008   #1
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MY LIVING WILL??

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.? That
would be no quality of life at all,? If that ever happens, just
pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.
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